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Do it for the team!
Well, this is the sphincter crew.

Suggett
Fullname: Daniel Suggett
DOB: 25th october, 1987
Role: Team Captain, Stuntman Extrordinaire
Location: Sedgefield
Personal Saying: "pork sword, captain stabbin', stale cone"



Description: It was Suggett's decision to form together as a team and create a show for our own laughing pleasure, we had no idea it would expand further around our school and on the internet, obviously we're not half as big as jackass or CKY etc but we do it for fun not for publicity. He decided to use the name Sphincter which means, well, you don't really wanna know but there'll be some guy's out there who already know what it means hahaha. Suggett laughs as much as the rest of us do just doesn't like it when people piss about but usually everything goes smoothly as whatever he say's goes basically. Suggett does the most painful and brave stunts out of us all but we dunno whether he does it because he does it for a laugh or just wants to be laughed at, either way he's a good lad and treats all of the members equally although sometimes gets pissed off at Peter for fucking up stunts but who can blame him?

Winter
Fullname: Bradley Winter
DOB: 10th September, 1987
Role: Team Engineer, Stuntman
Location: Fishburn
Personal Saying: "Yeah right"


Description: Bradley is one of the most important members of Sphincter, responsible for the creation of the sledgeboard MK I, the cross between a zorlak skateboard deck complete with expensively good destructo trucks and spitfire wheels. For the finishing touch he placed one of Suggett's sledges ontop securely tieing it with ropes we thought nothing could go wrong. Eventually the destructo's we're getting hacked away after being smashed into curbs so many times we felt the need to rebuild the sledgeboard using an old crappy deck of peters accompanied by some shit trucks and wheels, the MK II has just been repaired by Bradley during the 7th episode which is seeming to do the job to a certain extent but doesn't match the power and control of Bradley's master piece, the MK I. Bradley is a cool guy who's speciality is pissing off everyone slyly doing annoying things which later we laugh at in the footage. His stunts are good when he can be bothered to do them,for example he doesn't like doing the extreme vehicle types.

Hughesy
Fullname: Mark Hughes
DOB: 19th of June, 1988
Role: Camera man
Location: Sedgefield
Personal Saying: "Fuckin' startin' like son"


Description: We couldn't possibly ask for a steadier hand than Hughesy's, we can guarantee footage to be steady and smooth with this lad even when filming over longish distances. Hughesy often makes hilarious jokes and impressions, we have lots of laughs with this lad. Having missed only one episode alongside Peter as he was on holiday Hughesy has proven to be one of the most dedicated members of the Team. Hughesy has done a few stunts on the first two episodes and makes appearances during "breaks" between stunts in which Suggett or Peter usually takes over. Suggett and Hughesy skit Peter on just about every episode whether its because he tried to chat up this gothic lass who's more manly than he is, he told terrible jokes that made no sense or just being himself? Haha you know I'm just kidding around with ya, or maybe I'm not...

Little "Seamus" Sam
Fullname: Sam Burkill
DOB: 11th October, 1989
Role: Stuntman
Location: Mordon
Personal Saying: "Hey Hip Baby I'm Zack Morris"


Description: Sam is definatly the most energetic and lively person on the Team due to the fact he stayed up practically all night at Suggett's campout only to stay up til 1:00am the next day! Sam is capable of doing some good stunts for example when he and Suggett got on the MK I (god knows how they managed to get two of them on it) and road down a hill and into a curb at the bottom, they flew off the sledgeboard as if they were attached together. Sam says funny things but sometimes pisses off the members of the crew un intentionally. Is funny as hell during sleep overs, the 2:00am walk? hehehe, fart gas all over peoples door handles, amusing. He makes funny comments when he bothers to speak. He acts more sensible than Peter does hahaha again Peter,sorry I can't help myself. Overall Sam is a great lad if not "annoying" by accident towards other members of the group excluding myself. He's like a little bro to me.

Peter aka "Daft Cunt"
Fullname: Peter Owens
DOB: 25th November, 1987
Role: Stuntman, Team Clown
Location: Trimdon
Personal Saying: Too many to be a personal fave


Description: Peter is an amusingly stupid guy at times, his irratating jokes, fake fall overs, having arguments with Suggett after he cocks up when pushing him on a contraption. Peter is one of the most dedicated members of the Team alongside Hughesy (Suggett hasn't missed an episode).Peter and Suggett usually have arguments on the episodes over silly things but they still remain as good friends about 10 minutes after then laugh at their arguments when watching the footage. Like some others Peter does excellent stunts when he can be bothered and is second best when it comes to vehicle stunts. Peters Daft Cuntness is what keeps Suggett going so is a vital member of the team. Good luck with the job at Bolams butchers making your sausages!!!!

Burkill
Fullname: Alex Burkill
DOB: 29th January, 1988
Role: Digi Camera man, Website Administrator
Location: Mordon
Personal Saying: "Broadband"


Description: Alex has done so much for the Team its unbelivable.He worked hard to create the website and capture the digi camera footage for the website later on during the 7th episode. I really appreciate what Alex has done for us, without him we wouldn't be half as big as we are now. Alex has proven to be a chick magnet for american/canadian chicks on the net, he must get his charm off his Mam, only attracting the opposite sex, atleast I think he attracts the opposite sex, Peter???? Haha only joking, again. He is excellent with the digital Camera and keeps it straight and smooth like Hughesy. Thanks for everything you've done for us!!!!

Glen

Fullname: Glen Reed                                                                            DOB: 8th August, 1988
Role: Video Editor, Stuntman
Location: Sedgefield
Personal Saying: "Fuckin' Right"

Technically the newest member of the team, although he made an appearance in the second episode of Sphincter,  one of the greatest episodes we've done. Glen is now a dedicated, full-time member of the crew. Glen is a stuntman during the episodes but at home he edits the footage creating cool trailors for the team. Glen enjoys getting pissed, playing his guitar and chilling.

 
   
 

By Suggett